Here Is a List of Absurd But True Headlines From This Week of February 21st 2018

Updated Nov. 18 2019, 2:15 p.m. ET The truth isn't always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is. https://t.co/PhrhHkV9uT pic.twitter.com/bPz75nKhus York Regional Police Issue Clarification After Officer Tells Students Spoking Pot Increases Mens Breast Size

17 Absurd Headlines That Should Not Have Happened This Week February 21st 2018

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Updated Nov. 18 2019, 2:15 p.m. ET

The truth isn't always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is.

1. I'd watch this movie:  Snake Bites Man, He Bites Back. How UP Farmer’s Revenge Quest Landed Him in Hospital

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— Absurd Headlines (@HeadlinesAbsurd) February 21, 2018

2. I hope the clarification is something along the lines of, "LOL you believed me, idiot?!"

York Regional Police Issue Clarification After Officer Tells Students Spoking Pot Increases Men’s Breast Size

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— Absurd Headlines (@HeadlinesAbsurd) February 21, 2018

3. Well, well, well.

MBTA Loses Tens of Thousands of Dollars in Sale of Surplus Money Trucks

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— Absurd Headlines (@HeadlinesAbsurd) February 21, 2018

4. Deep down inside you had to know there was a reason for your persistent alcoholism.

Study Claims Alcohol More Important Than Exercise for Living Past 90

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— Absurd Headlines (@HeadlinesAbsurd) February 21, 2018

5. Wait, they're arming these roosters now?!

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— Absurd Headlines (@HeadlinesAbsurd) February 21, 2018

6. Ahh the old, "I'm too fat to be a rapist" strategy.

 Doctor Who Denied Sex Abuse by Saying His Belly Was Too Big Loses License

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— Absurd Headlines (@HeadlinesAbsurd) February 21, 2018

7. KFC? No way. Now Popeye's is a different story...

Don’t Call Police Over KFC Crisis

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— Absurd Headlines (@HeadlinesAbsurd) February 21, 2018

8. The day the margaritas died.

Jimmy Buffett’s Broadway Show ‘Escape to Margaritaville’ Reportedly Runs Out of Margaritas

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— Absurd Headlines (@HeadlinesAbsurd) February 21, 2018

9. "He would've wanted this."

China Cracks Down on Funeral Strippers Hired to Entertain Mourners, Attract Larger Crowds

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— Absurd Headlines (@HeadlinesAbsurd) February 21, 2018

10. "It's time to tackle the real evil in society!" 

Florida House Declares Porn a Public Health Risk Shortly After Denying Assault Rifle Ban

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— Absurd Headlines (@HeadlinesAbsurd) February 21, 2018

11. Missouri...what are you doing? 

Child Marriage Is A-OK, Say 50 Missouri Lawmakers

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— Absurd Headlines (@HeadlinesAbsurd) February 21, 2018

12. You know, he gets a bad rap for no reason.

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— Absurd Headlines (@HeadlinesAbsurd) February 21, 2018

13. Imagine what he could do with a sloppy joe.

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— Absurd Headlines (@HeadlinesAbsurd) February 21, 2018

14. Goodbye, you legend.

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— Absurd Headlines (@HeadlinesAbsurd) February 9, 2018

15. An appropriate response.

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— Absurd Headlines (@HeadlinesAbsurd) January 22, 2018

16. Millennials will stop at nothing when it comes to their diabolical plot to incorporate avocados into every aspect of life.

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— Absurd Headlines (@HeadlinesAbsurd) February 21, 2018

17. These kids are awesome. End of discussion.

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— Absurd Headlines (@HeadlinesAbsurd) February 21, 2018

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